Raffle Master Gifts

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

ZZZZZZZ Top

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

The Salmon Fisherman

Musician plugged into amp.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Claviers

The Specimen Hunter

Pest control, with death.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Rock, paper, scissors

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

Steve Morse

Anders Iniesta

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

Keith Richards

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Fishing - with flies

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

'Remember to register for the door prize.'