Ruff Aficionado Gifts

Michel de Montaigne

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"A little help, please."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Have you tried biting him?"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Fido and Fifi

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Sergeant Stripes

My Musical Influences

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Boomerang fetching

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Good report, Morton, work on it a little more until it sounds like one of mine.

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Sundial watch...

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"The carpet really brings the room together."

TV repeats.

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Wrong leadership.