Ruff Aficionado Pillows

Michel de Montaigne

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"A little help, please."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

Fido and Fifi

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Sergeant Stripes

Good report, Morton, work on it a little more until it sounds like one of mine.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Boomerang fetching

My Musical Influences

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

TV repeats.

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Sundial watch...

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'