Smurf Aficionado Pillows

Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!

Surfing koala.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Dave :)

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'Your wave.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Michel de Montaigne

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"My turn."

'I hate rainy days!'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Serf's up"

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

Surfer's commute

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Bulletin at Malibu

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

'Hello room service - could you please send up something for me to roll in?'

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

Penguins surfing

'Are we out far enough to catch one now?'

Just taking the dog out for a nice long walk