Sour Face Aficionado Pillows

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Soup of the month.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Flying sauces.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

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Sheds

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

Dijon Vu

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"I wish I was special."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.