Sour Face Aficionado Gifts

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Soup of the month.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Flying sauces.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

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'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Sheds

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Dijon Vu

'Can't you read?!'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"I wish I was special."

Give a fly a bowl of soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to use a crock-pot and he'll eat for a lifetime.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

Could I get a mosquito in my soup instead of a fly? Sorry. No substitutions.

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."