Smurf Aficionado Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!

Surfing koala.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Dave :)

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Your wave.'

Michel de Montaigne

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'I hate rainy days!'

"My turn."

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Surfer's commute

Bulletin at Malibu

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Serf's up"

'Hello room service - could you please send up something for me to roll in?'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

Penguins surfing

'Are we out far enough to catch one now?'

Surf's up, dudes!

Just taking the dog out for a nice long walk