Scruffy Style Enthusiast Pillows

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Hats and Food

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"If they fit, we can return them."