Rum Aficionado Pillows

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'It was so cold on that day that the very rum froze in my barrel!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

So Close..

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Turtle Trailer Court

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Thatched roof car.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Fox hunting.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.