Rum Lover Pillows

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!

Don't you Guantanamera me young lady!

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Lamb Noise.

Shelter Cat Nap

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

My Musical Influences

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Training punt

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'That does it You need glasses'

'Bring an oil can next time, so the neighbours can't hear you undress.'

Boyfriend Audition

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Drummers

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Dark and Stormy

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"