Urn Lover Pillows

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Where Indian ink came from.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Shelter Cat Nap

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"