Urn Lover Prints

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Where Indian ink came from.

Wifi in Hell

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Shelter Cat Nap

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"The bagels are better in New York."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'