Drum Circle Lover Pillows

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

Marimba

Lamb Noise.

Italica

Plum jam...

Dance.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Zumba

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Ringo Starr

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Club DJ.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Graduation keynote speakers.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

She's a natural.

Evolution of God. . .

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

My Musical Influences