Drum Circle Fans Pillows

'Hey! Those ain't drums we been hearin' - it's that dang dog's tall a-hittin' the barrel!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Juggler and Illusionist

Plum jam...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Alien crapload

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'