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'Hey! Those ain't drums we been hearin' - it's that dang dog's tall a-hittin' the barrel!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Plum jam...

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Alien crapload

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Stone henge swing.