Drum Circle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Lamb Noise.

Italica

Drummer

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Plum jam...

Ringo releases his latest record.

Ringo Starr

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

She's a natural.

Evolution of God. . .

Football drummer

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

My Musical Influences

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"I can practice a different song."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Little Drummer Buoy

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

"He's cut two teeth."

Serenading Drummer

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.