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Asking the Orchestra to Keep the Noise Down

'You're always jumping on the bandwagon.'

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Elvis Presley

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Lamb Noise.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Italica

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Drummer

Woman crying with happiness.

Eric Clapton.

Bryan Ferry

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Jimi Hendrix.

Plum jam...

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Ringo releases his latest record.