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"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Charlie The Charmer Has Left The Building

Marimba

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Italica

Chano Pozo,

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Drummer

Fun (circa 1955)

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Plum jam...

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Ringo releases his latest record.

Music producers.

Music Hall Dancers

A Cow Striptease

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Drummer

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'