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Guitar emergency.

All's well that ends well

For the times they are short-changin'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Triangle

Italica

Chano Pozo,

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Plum jam...

Music producers.

Ringo releases his latest record.

The Drummer

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

She's a natural.