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Guitar emergency.

All's well that ends well

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Triangle

Italica

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Plum jam...

Music producers.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

The Drummer

Louis Armstrong.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

She's a natural.

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'