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"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

Louis Armstrong

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

Plum jam...

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Ringo releases his latest record.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

B.B. King

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

How hit songs get their names

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

The Rolling Bones

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

She's a natural.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'