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'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

Alien crapload

Earth Sucks!

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."