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Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Bottle Distillery

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Alien crapload

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Scientists building a tower

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.