Crop Cultivation Fan Mugs

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Bottle Distillery

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Alien crapload

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Scientists building a tower

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'