Drum Circle Member Pillows

The Little Dumber Boy

Lamb Noise.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

Ringo releases his latest record.

Ginger Baker.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Football drummer

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

My Musical Influences

She's a natural.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

"I can practice a different song."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Actors' dispute.

Little Drummer Buoy

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.