Drum Corps Enthusiasts Pillows

"The drum corps."

Lamb Noise.

Italica

Drummer

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

Ringo releases his latest record.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

She's a natural.

Football drummer

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

My Musical Influences

"I can practice a different song."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Little Drummer Buoy

Serenading Drummer