Drum Kit Devotee Pillows

"Could you keep it down please!"

I love my Timpani

Lamb Noise.

Italica

Drummer

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The Little Drummer Boy.

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

She's a natural.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

My Musical Influences

Football drummer

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"I can practice a different song."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'