Drum Kit Devotee Pillows

"Could you keep it down please!"

I love my Timpani

Lamb Noise.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

How hit songs get their names

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

She's a natural.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Football drummer

My Musical Influences

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'