Drum 'n' Bass Devotee Pillows

Music for car stereos

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Lamb Noise.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Ringo releases his latest record.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

B.B. King

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

How hit songs get their names

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

She's a natural.

The Cello Victims

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

At the CD shop.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Elvis fans

My Musical Influences