Drum Roll Devotee Pillows

It was easy to make Charlie laugh. (Sign: Will do rimshots for money)

I love my Timpani

Lamb Noise.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Ringo releases his latest record.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Ringo Starr

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

How hit songs get their names

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

She's a natural.

Elvis fans

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

At the CD shop.

My Musical Influences