Drum Kit Aficionado Pillows

The Little Drummer Boy.

Lamb Noise.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

Plum jam...

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Music for car stereos

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

My Musical Influences

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Football drummer

She's a natural.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

"I can practice a different song."

"He's cut two teeth."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Guitar emergency.

Little Drummer Buoy