Drum Kit Aficionado Mugs

The Little Drummer Boy.

Lamb Noise.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

Vivienne Westwood

Plum jam...

Ringo releases his latest record.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Ringo Starr

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Music for car stereos

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

She's a natural.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

My Musical Influences

Football drummer

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

"I can practice a different song."

"He's cut two teeth."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Serenading Drummer