Gin Rummy Lover Pillows

'What I really feel like doing is going back to our hotel room and playing gin rummy with you.'

"Forgive me, father...for I have ginned."

Marimba

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Join me in a Martini?

The Brothers Grime

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Farmer and FIsherman

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Dance.

Zumba

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Club DJ.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Ginspiration!

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Football drummer

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'That's my spirit guide.'

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.