Gin Rummy Pillows

"Forgive me, father...for I have ginned."

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Health

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Positive Thinking

Fallen Angel.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'That's my spirit guide.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Gin-etic Engineering

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Gin & Tonic.

Scariest Tactics

'You've had enough.'

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Secular Holy Days

Aviation cocktail