Ritual Lover Pillows

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Maypole

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Time for Tea

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Queen reigning.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"He misses his commute ."

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"We had this last year."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'