Rum Lover Gifts

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!

Don't you Guantanamera me young lady!

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Lamb Noise.

Shelter Cat Nap

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Ringo Starr

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

My Musical Influences

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Pink Floyd.

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'I thought Jennifer Anniston made a new movie but after seeing it I'm pretty sure they just keep playing the same one every other year.'

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Training punt

'That does it You need glasses'

'Bring an oil can next time, so the neighbours can't hear you undress.'

Boyfriend Audition

Drummers

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.