Rum Aficionado Prints

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'It was so cold on that day that the very rum froze in my barrel!'

So Close..

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Thatched roof car.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"