Rum Connoisseur Prints

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Dark and Stormy

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Baker

The Butcher of 35th street.

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Crusty Bread

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Niche market'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Terror on Coronavirus Cruises

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"