Rum Connoisseur Mugs

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Dark and Stormy

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

C Day Lewis.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Baker

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

The Butcher of 35th street.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Crusty Bread

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

Terror on Coronavirus Cruises

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'