England Rugby Supporter Gifts

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

The conversion.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'Is that the beer talking?'

"I take it your team lost again!"

Lion v Kiwi.