English Supporter Gifts

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Europe

Lion v Kiwi.

England And The Ashes

Roy Hodgson

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Football merchandising - 1953.

Go Britain!

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Marcus Smith

Alex Ferguson

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

Worcestershire cat

Manuel Pellegrini

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"