English Pride Fan Gifts

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

Welsh Dragon

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Bring flag factories back to America.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Lion v Kiwi.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

England footballers 'Playing Away'

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Go Britain!

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Marcus Smith

The Sun Comes Out

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Happy St George's Day.

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

Free drinks (If England win on penalties).