English Pride Fan Gifts

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Welsh Dragon

Bring flag factories back to America.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Lion v Kiwi.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Roy Hodgson

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Go Britain!

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Marcus Smith

The Sun Comes Out

Happy St George's Day.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

Ryan Giggs

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'