England Fan Gifts

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

World Cup Fever

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Roy Hodgson

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

England And The Ashes

Go Britain!

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Lawrence Dallaglio

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Marcus Smith

Worcestershire cat

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney

England football flags.