England Cricket Fan Gifts

'The selectors must be meeting...'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Complaining cricket wives

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Cricketer's funeral

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Bat out of Hell

Dog steals a cricket ball.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Some Cricket Novelties.

"He's in training for the World Cup."