England Cricket Supporter Gifts

England And The Ashes

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Bat out of Hell

Jimmy Anderson

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Roy Hodgson

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Lawrence Dallaglio

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Marcus Smith

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

"OK, I can do this ... I'm Batman."

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'