British Sports Supporter Gifts

Henman 'over the' Hill

'My feet are killing me.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Mohamed Salah

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'...I don't like your chances!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

England And The Ashes

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Roy Hodgson

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Sports area vendors.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Marcus Smith