British Sports Supporter Pillows

Henman 'over the' Hill

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Sports area vendors.

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Marcus Smith