England Supporter Pillows

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

England football flags.

'...I don't like your chances!'

Free drinks (If England win on penalties).

Danny Ings

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Lion v Kiwi.

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Marcus Smith

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

Euros final

"These are England's bowlers for the next test."

Come on England

England Fans.

Henman 'over the' Hill