England Team Supporter Pillows

Roy Hodgson

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

Marcus Smith

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Mohamed Salah

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

England And The Ashes

Go Team!

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

Lawrence Dallaglio

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."