England Team Devotee Pillows

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Hockey Season.

'...I don't like your chances!'

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Jose Mourinho

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Football Delivery

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

England And The Ashes

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Roy Hodgson

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Footballers - Tony Adams

Marcus Smith

Go Team!

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.