England Team Devotee Mugs

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Hockey Season.

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Football Delivery

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

Marcus Smith

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Go Team!