Regency Romance Fan Pillows

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

King George I

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Romance

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Modern Charm

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Masked Admirer

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Queen

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Searching for a Wife

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'I wandered lonely...er..on my own for a bit..'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

the romance novel

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

Richard Strauss

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

'Fashionable Jockeyship' - Prince George Cuckolding Lord Jersey

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'

'Doctor Frankenstein has been good to you.'

Trilby - 'The cut direct'.

A Reception at the Queen's House, now Buckingham Palace (Engraved BW Version)